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A perfect guide for your first date

Every couple gets overly excited for dates - especially their first.  Boys may not fuss as much, but girls spend endless hours on their appearance, debating whether or not they should wear a skimpy outfit or a flowery sundress to accentuate their looks. They experience spaz attacks every five seconds, beginning exactly fifteen minutes before show time. They continuously talk and walk around in circles, asking questions such as, “How do I look?” expecting the constant answer of “You look absolutely beautiful.”  So to all of the guys out there who just asked a special little lady out on her first date, make sure you follow these lucky seven steps in order to make the best impression.


1) Dress nicely (crocs/suspenders/knee length socks do not fall under the category of “nice”)
2) Take a shower (it’s pretty nasty when you smell like a bulldog and it would not impress her)
3) Don’t swear (it will not impress her and she will think you’re a wimp with a potty mouth)
4) Don't mention world of war craft (girls want professional boyfriends, not professional gamers. Besides, she’ll think you’re a nerd)
5) Don’t cancel at the last minute (unless you saw her picture on Facebook and only if it was a blind date)
6) Take some time to know about your partner (don’t talk about yourself non-stop. You may not be that cool than you think)
7) PAY. (it will not impress the girl when you ask her to pay for dinner.....)