Stupid Questions

You know when you’re young, your teachers will always say stuff like, "Don't be afraid to ask, there's no such thing as a stupid question."......................................That’s retarded. Who thought of that? Of course there's such thing as a stupid question. People should not be promoting these dumb questions.


The other day, I was feeling very nice and bored so I agreed to babysit my mom’s friend’s kids for the night while they go out to celebrate the mom’s birthday. One thing I didn’t realized was the death threat that I was about to face very soon. I thought I had to babysit only two kids for the night, but that was just my very wild birthday wish. Guess what?! The girl was having a SLUMBER PARTY!!! Yea. A freaken S.L.U.M.B.E.R. P.A.R.T.Y. and I had no idea about the whole show. I had to babysit 17 of them through the night.

When the clock birds announced that it was 9o’clock, which means putting the little buggers to sleep, I was more than thrilled to finish my job. I told the kids to go to bed and of course they wouldn’t listen. So I literally had to chase around yelling at them to go to bed for God’s sake. In that moment of heat, I slipped on God know what and fell awkwardly on my hand. So I’m like a Dram Queen okay? So after I fell down, I yelled, “ahhh my wrist!” trying to make it obvious that I was in pain. But I guess these little beggars didn’t really “catch on” that I was in pain because one of them came up to me and asked, “Is something wrong?”……………………….. “No No! Nothing’s wrong, I just like to randomly lie down on the floor and cry out in pain.” So this Einstein over here finally figured out that I was hurt and was like, “Oh, I’ll get you some icepack.” So I was like, “………………thanks.” But you know, stuff like this, should be automatic. When someone’s in pain, they don’t have time to answer your dumb questions. You should be already thinking how to help them out.

Another type of questions that bothers me is when someone asks, "what for?" Haven't you ever asked someone to use something and they respond by saying, "what for?" Like the other day, I forgot to bring my pencil case so I asked my friend if I can borrow a pencil. Then he gave me that obnoxious question, “what for?” …………….. “I’m going to harass people with the pencil. I’m going to use the pencil, to harass people. Isn’t that what you use pencil for?”

So next time your teacher goes, “Okay children, rise up your hand and ask questions, there’s no such thing as a stupid question.” Rise up your hand and ask, “Hey, how come there’s no such thing as a stupid question?”