PMS

Before you start reading......just a heads up......this is....a....little bit inappropriate. BUT this is how I feel right now because the power went out while i was showering......so i had to rinse it off with a drinking water. Talk about wasting water. Seriously. Don't take this personally~ I honestly love Saiapn, just keep that in mind.

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SAIPAN

Have you ever dreamed about living on a utopia island? Wouldn’t it be just wonderful to live somewhere where you can leave your stress behind and enjoy your life in a tropical island drinking coconut juice, tanning your body until it turns ridiculously red to the point where you look like a f***en drunk piglet? Don’t you agree that Saipan is just the right place to be? Well….that’s BULLS***….Saipan is THE **** place you can ever live in your entire life. And I’m dead serious. There’s even a website call saipansucks.com. Now the title pretty much explains everything about the island. Located in middle of nowhere, stranded between another two wonderful islands, Saipan is the place to be. No wall mart or Barbie house, no decent place to hang out, not to mention any HOT guys at ALL pretty much completes your life…right?

Although not all aspects of living on this island is bad. We get special privileges where you cannot even dream of it in other places. For example, no other country put you out there on the team representing the CNMI just because there are not ENOUGH people participating. Now that’s pretty *****up….i mean….come on….this is IMPOSSIBLE in the states, in Korea, Philippines, or even in Disney Land. At least we found one positive aspects of this island.

Did I forget to mention the constant f***ing power outages? Well, we have them almost every f***ing day. We almost have like a f***ing season for it! Sure, if you love rolling around in f***ing 98 degrees of heat, I’m sure power outages will just f***ing make your f***ing already f***ed up day. I, on the other hand, enjoy light and the cold. Like today, I was taking a shower, right? Then all of a sudden, THE POWER GOES OUT! Great! that means~~~~ NO MORE WATER!!! YAY!!!!!! So i had to finish showering with a drinking water.

Saipan…..what comes to your mind when you hear the word….Saipan? Now, I won’t be surprised when you answer back “oh that  island in middle of nowhere”. Because I totally agree with you 190%. But I seriously wish somebody from here can do some kind of seriously messed up act where everybody knows exactly where we are located in, therefore I don’t have to freaken explain it to every breathing organism that I’m not from Spain. Damn. Seriously….Spain does NOT equal Saipan….

Now that pretty much concludes about the whole “introduce Saipan to someone who doesn’t know ANYTHING about it” part. Now I’m going to go back to the reality, face the fact that I’m one of those poor soul who landed on this place, and to study my A.P course in Saipan Chamorro history in which the world doesn’t give a damn about. Now that’s FML.